Field Guides to Modern Status Performance

Six Ways To
LARP In Miami.

— and the exact detail that gives every one away

Six methods. Twenty pages. Zero yachts actually owned.

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Wait, What Is This?

A joke book about how people fake being rich online.

Every flex you scroll past — the yacht photo, the exotic rental, the trading screenshot — is a performance somebody built on purpose. Not a lie, exactly. A photo taken at the right angle, at the right second, captioned the right way.

Nobody's checking.
That's not a flaw in the system.
It is the system.

We started noticing the same handful of moves showing up everywhere — the same dock, the same borrowed watch, the same green candle screenshot with the timeframe conveniently cropped out. So we wrote them down. Turned out there were exactly six, plus one we couldn't leave out.

This isn't a how-to-get-rich book. It's the opposite — a field guide to looking rich, for exactly as long as a photo lasts, and the one detail in every single method that gives the whole thing away the moment someone actually looks twice.

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LARP.VI isn't about one city. It's about the performance — the version of a life built for a camera, one convincing detail at a time. Every volume documents a different stage for it.

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Vol. 01 — Miami
Six Ways to
LARP in Miami

Six methods. Zero yachts actually owned. Each one broken down into what it looks like, what it actually costs, and the one detail that gives it away. 20 pages. Read it before your Uber gets to Brickell.

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The Flex
What it looks like
The Receipt
What it costs
The Tell
What gives it away
Inside Vol. 01
The Anatomy Of A Chapter

Every way breaks
into three parts.

I
The Method
The actual technique, step by step — what to do, where, and when.
II
The Risk
The beginner mistakes that separate a clean flex from an exposed one.
III
The Tell
The one detail that gives it away, every time — read it twice.

Six methods, same three-part shape every time. Once you've seen the pattern once, you start seeing it everywhere — that's kind of the whole point.

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Questions

Fair Enough.

Not the foam-sword kind. This is the LARP everyone's already running on Instagram — performing a life for a camera. Six ways it's done, and the tell that gives each one away.

This isn't advice from a guru who's lived it — it's observation. A food critic doesn't need to own a restaurant to tell you why a dish doesn't work. Same idea here.

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The Promise

Read one page.
If you don't like it, we don't want your money.

That's why the free page exists before the paywall, not after. This isn't a course promising to change your life — it's a sharp, funny field guide. If it's not for you, tell us. We mean that.

Every flex in this book
is fake.
The tell never is.
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